your name is dave strider. your bro is a piece of shit. you've been raised in texas believing mexican is the food of the gods. you enjoy mixing sick beats and talking to your friends online. some shit has gone down that you don't talk about, but you're totally cool. ♪
{ dave strider / m / 20 }
pchum: timelordGodtier
m!a status: none
im sorry i dont know what else to tell you but your memories are a false illusion that your minds created so you dont believe the fact that you were born with a debilitating kink in your neck. we all kept it from you since you were a baby
acting like you knew me when i was a baby when you probably werent even spat out by a meteor by then
no one asked you to be a cheeky shit anyways so i dont understand the point of trying to sass people cause it aint like anything is going to come from it yanno
did you ever consider that maybe you were born that way
its just sore and probably because i was laying in a weird position not my birth since that makes no sense if i havent had it previously and just in the last hour or so
